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Michael Winslow’s Guide to STDs

Scared to talk to your parents about sex? Worried your teachers might ridicule you if you don’t know everything about mating? Don’t worry, because Michael Winslow the “Man of 10,000 Sound Effects” and star of the Police Academy films has put together an easy to use guide for you to reference when you think you may have contracted something bad …

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The History of Presidents as Dictated by Siri

As Americans we all have one thing in common, we all love the presidents! We all know Obama is a huge babe and everyone wants to touch his dingaling and suck his farts. However did you know that he’s not the first President? The first President of United States was the great Daniel Day Lewis. He freed the slaves from …

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