Tag Archives: relationships

How to Decorate Your New Place After the Divorce

Love isn’t real. But your new sadness hut is! Here’s how to take whatever items you legally have left after the divorce and make your new house, or rather, rented room, a home. Put Your Bed on the Floor – This is less a design choice and more a necessity. She kept the frame, you got the mattress. A large …

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How to Show Him on Your First Date that You are a Strong Successful Stay-at-Home Ex-Wife and You are Not the Type Who Will Not Put up With Just any Engagement Ring

Tiffany Greysen, contributor It’s 2016 and the “Blood Diamond” weeping-heart crusade is finally fucking over. The time is here when we can finally call a spade a spade and a Diamondoid a Diamondoid. You are a strong, smart, brave feminist and you have learned to set boundaries. You no longer need your first ex-husband’s money; your parents (mostly) don’t support …

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Ladies, Look Twice at the Dog Catcher

Dog catchers get an unfair shake. They run around, literally catching animals with rabies so that they don’t bite you and they just aren’t receiving the respect they deserve. Why aren’t people marrying them? Here is a breakdown of how women think about occupations and their animal occupation counterpart when they are talking with their drunk girlfriends at a bar; …

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The Worst Relationship I Ever Had

Josh Barnes, contributor How did we get to this point? I mean we were practically inseparable. Truth be told I love you, I love you more than I actually hate you. Sometimes I reminisce on how close we were, the things we use to do, you know the good ole days when we were young and dumb together. Like in …

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Skip to My Lunch

William Toblerone, contributor It’s widely accepted that doctors are among the most qualified professionals around when it comes to talking about health stuff. Even though they have told us for years that breakfast is the most infuriating meal of the day, people continue to push morning food into their faces. I have learned to avoid it at all costs. I …

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