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Restaurant Review – Pizza My Heart, Santa Cruz

You know those days when you drink on the beach all day, check out a theme park and then bounce around a new city going from dispensary to dispensary? And then you’re all like, dang, I can really stand to eat. If you’re in Santa Cruz, and near a Pizza My Heart, this is the place for you. Large slices, …

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Steak for Breakfast: A Restaurant Review of AA Bar and Grill

A certain type of person takes a government office job; the kind that won’t put a bullet through their head after a day of filling out forms and answering the questions of clueless people who stream in non stop saying things like, “My taxes pay your salary,” and, “Your job is to put Obama’s red tape on the roll and …

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Restaurant Review: Your Grandmother’s house

I didn’t want to write this review. Old people, frankly, creep me the shit out. They are what I know I will become after my looks, which is basically all I have skill-wise, fail me. I will look worse than your grandmother, even, because I spend so much time in the sun increasing the width and number of my moles …

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Restaurant review: Pho Hoang

I didn’t see a chopstick until I was 12. I knew about “Chinese food;” you know… eggrolls, uhhh soy sauce? But Asian food was not really a “thing” in the middle of the weird Central Valley Unless you visited the big city. That’s right, Fresno probably had some Asian food but I wouldn’t have known. The sparkly lights of that …

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Restaurant Review: Alice’s Steak and Sushi, but higher

Reasons I keep a weed plant on my back deck 1/3 to give out-of-towners the “Humboldt Experience” when they come to visit. 1/6 for juicing the CBDs out of the leaves. The rest: The joy of seeing my mother pretend like nothing’s wrong when she’s absolutely incensed at the blatant lawbreaking in my yard. The deck plant was done. It …

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Restaurant Review: My Kitchen

Gaining weight like a man when you’re a man is manly. Gaining weight like a man when you are a short 30-year-old woman is depressing. My tramp stamp was frowning.That’s no good. So I cut out the sugar and saved my ass from being swallowed by my muffin top. I have uttered the phrase “I’d rather be dead than live …

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Restaurant Review: Alice’s Steak and Sushi

When Blue Lake Casino opened, they must not have foreseen the amount of damage that one group of friends could do to a buffet — not just any buffet, but the Friday night all-you-can- eat seafood buffet For some reason, we had dubbed it “FuDuckDu” and, like clockwork, a dozen of us would storm in with a phone book’s worth …

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