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Scott Bowser’s Retirement Plan

Scott Bowser, contributor Retirement is something no one likes thinking about, as it usually involves a colostomy bag and watching all your friends die. When you finally reach the point where sitting in a chair and watching your “stories” is the only thing your pulse beats for, you’ll want to make sure you can take care of yourself, or at …

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AARPG (American Association of Retired Pot Growers)

Lucy Castle, contributor You finally made it to retirement! All of your hard-earned money has paid off, and now you get to bask in the glory of pensions and 401k’s. Except…oh, wait. Your Social Security check is really small, and you still have to pay off the shrimp boat, and your granddaughter is fixin to bust out another kid pretty …

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