Tag Archives: science issue

Sneak Peek at New Website

We’ve been working hard on our new website for a few months and are getting close to launching it. We’ve been getting requests for a sneak peek and teasers…even a “Beta” edition. Well here you are, below is a sneak peek at our new website, enjoy! <html> <header>Savage Henry Magazine.Com<header> <thingy>About Us<thingy>Contact Us<thing>Submit a Bomb Threat To A Local Governmental …

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What the Hell Happened to Radio Shack?

I can only imagine that some of you out there reading this are one of many that frequent Radio Shack. Hell, I still go there when I need batteries, or ummm…whatever else they sell. As far as I can tell, Radio Shack is really nothing more than a placeholder in every stripmall that does little more than sell cell phone …

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Rule the Science Fair

If you can cut a large piece of cardboard twice and tape it back together YOU TOO can be a scientist! Enter your taped cardboard in a Science Fair (siy-unts-fare) and get a big ass ribbon to stick on your wall to cover the fist hole. Here’s how: Pick something you care about, like *pickles *money *earthworms *your mom’s friend …

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A Brief History of Love With Dr. Stephen Hawking

Rob Seltzner, contributor Dear Dr. Hawking, I am a great admirer. I have read all your books and regard you as the smartest person of our generation. I am hoping your intellect can extend to a problem I am currently having with my husband. We have been married for 10 years and I just feel like he doesn’t listen to …

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Strip Club or Restaurant?

I was in Portland the other week, and boy howdy there are a lot of strip clubs. To make things worse, nearly every restaurant has some crazy suggestive name that sounds like like a strip joint, so really its just a crapshoot as to whether boobies get rubbed in my face or I order an appetizer of Clam strips. Of …

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Humboldt’s Most Eligible Bachelor – April 2013

Emily Hobelmann, contributor  It’s spring! Flowers are blooming everywhere, and they smell amazing. But then S.H.I.T. caught a whiff of a sweet-something-else in the air. We followed the scent all the way down to Southern Humboldt, and lo! We found… Kelby, 41, Hospitality Specialist, Garberville  Kelby is one dreamy slice of man-pie with his dark-eyes and warm, café au lait …

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Statistically Speaking

Statistics is the most fun branch of the formal sciences. If it was a real branch it would be about 3-feet off the ground, cut off 8 inches from the tree and covered in a lubed condom. Oh my Jesus…..this is what writing is like after half of a bottle of Pino Greej. That’s what my girlfriends and I call …

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Buns n’ Hoses

The New Incarnation of Guns n’ Roses  We received some shocking news today in the music world. Axl Rose has come out of the closet and decided to rename his band “Buns n’ Hoses.” In a statement obtained by our staff, Axl said, “my lyrical content and song titles will now reflect my new lifestyle. I feel my art is …

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Great Scientists In History Or, Other Reasons These Guys Were Awesome

Danny Felts, contributor William Sanford Nye, or, “Bill Nye The Science Guy”: In the spirit of impartiality I must confess that this section is going to be the one thing that any good scientific inquiry shouldn’t be: biased. Trust me, it’s not because it’s my goal to be impartial. Nobody wants that. It’s the same quality that allows drunk bros …

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Album Review: Chelsea light moving self-titled (self titled)

Jewelry Franz, contributor Thurston Moore’s Chelsea Light Moving has just released its eponymous debut. It’s his first project since Sonic Youth announced an “indefinite hiatus.” The sound is really dissonant and raw, coupled with throwback punk moments and atonal, noisy spoken word pieces. You get the feeling Moore has put his soul into this record. Much of the lyrical content …

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