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The Elements of Tables

When I learned this issue was about Science, I was excited. I’ve always wanted to do a story on one of the most intriguing aspects of science, the Elements of Tables. Tables are usually a flat surface, propped up off the ground by anywhere from two to six support beams, commonly referred to as “legs.” Tables can be a variety …

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A Savage Henry Classic: “The Quiet Menace of B.S.C.O.O.T.B.”

by Health page editor Dr. Jeffrey Calhoun (from the April 1953 issue of Savage Henry)  Hello again from the hallowed halls of medicine, readers. I want to talk to you today about a very serious medical condition that’s affecting more and more Americans at an alarming rate. Why, the first time I read about in a whites- only medical journal, …

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Timeline of Scientific Achievement

Tony Persico, contributor This timeline focuses on the most important and most influential achievements, inventions, and advances that have occurred over the last 200 years. I performed several minutes of research to ensure that every detail is factually accurate, because I care enough to educate as well as entertain. But then I got bored around the year 2000 and stopped …

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Dr. Shoechucker: The Science of God’s Love

Choada Salinas, contributor Considering all this blasphemy about whether or not those godless heathen homos should be allowed to wed under the same holy institution that has given me my three wives and 16 children, it only stands to reason that I would be angry. How dare the state afford the same rights to people who like different sex than …

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