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The Least Desirable Sex Toys of 2017

2017 was a great year for sex toy sales. The sex toy industry broke every record in the books and rose to an all-time high in sales, beating out and beating off every previous year in recorded history. Sure, maybe some time back in the cavemen days more sex toys were moved than in 2017, but we had no way …

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Sex Talk with Zeke: Ep. 2

Zeke Herrera, staff   Sex Talk is an article where you write in and I answer all your pervy questions.   Sanjay R. from Orlando, FL writes: Hey Zeke, longtime reader, first-time writer. Anyway, I was wondering how much foot sex is too much foot sex? In the beginning I wasn’t worried about it but now I don’t even remember …

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Sex Talk with Zeke

Zeke Herrera, staff Sex Talk is an article where you write in and I answer all your pervy questions. Today’s topic is fantasy.   Hey Zeke, I was just thinking. You know what would be really cool? If a guy had a dick like a pitchfork. You know like it started as one dick but then turned into four dicks. …

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Mmm, Sex – Op-Ed

(Editor’s note: every so often, we let one of our editors speak his [or her!] mind in our hallowed pages. This month, it’s the trusted opinion of our Man of Letters, Zack Newkirk) Oh yeah, baby. You guys like the sex? Yeah, me too. So good! I have two kids, so I have to have had sex at least twice, …

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What The Stuffed Animals On Your Bed Reveal About You To Your One-Night Stand

Tiffany Greysen, contributor Stuffed Turtles / Whales: You would play Rock-Paper-Scissors to see who “gets” to be on bottom, he might as well be having sex with road-kill. Pro-Tip:  Don’t be lazy. If you’re going to do “the sex,” stay checked-in. He shared his weed, listened to you ramble on about nothing, and carried your shoes; the least you can …

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Breakfast in Bed

Isaac Kozell, contributor Doctors, nutritionists and loving mothers all agree that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Despite that, nearly 40% of adult Americans skip breakfast altogether. Starting your day off with a hearty meal has many benefits including improved energy, sharper brain function, weight loss and better karate skills. If you’re missing First Meal, you’re missing …

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Morning Food Translations

Ivan Mueting, contributor When it comes to romance, it can be hard to pick up on how your partner feels, and what they’re really like. Next time you spend the night at your lover’s place, look at what they give you for breakfast. The gesture involves some effort and thought, and their choices can give you the valuable insight to …

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Everything I Needed to Know About Life I Learned From Cartoon Catchphrases

Keith D, contributor Dr. Albert walks into the waiting room where Keith anxiously awaits news about his friends who were in a horrible accident. Dr. Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Keith (with grave concern): What’s up Doc? Dr. Albert: They’re Greeeat! Keith (exuberant): Happy happy Joy Joy! Dr. Albert: D’oh! Keith (confused): Zoinks? Dr. Albert (rubbing together thumb and forefingers (expecting payment)): Dough… Keith (shocked): Well I’ll be doggoned… …

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Fancy Sex: (not fancy at all, just extra stuff from the sex issue)

This month marks my 11-year wedding anniversary. (*waits patiently for applause to end*) Oh, hey, thanks everyone. I’m pretty excited about it too. Anyway, in my time spent as a husband, I’ve obtained a rich education in what it takes to keep both partners sexually satisfied. What follows is a compilation of my coital wisdom, assembled for you, the dear reader, …

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