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Las Vegas: Parents Gone Wild

Prelude: It was a normal day. A lot of running around; nothing special — until I finally made it home. Ria was very excited, but she didn’t tell me what was going on. She was like, “You wanna have some real fun?” I was stunned. “Like Richard Gere?” “No, what?” “Nothing, nevermind. What?” “We’re going to Las gas!” “I’m never …

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V is for Vasectomy

Well, I figured it was that time…. I had two kids, a boy and a girl. They are great, but damned if I’m gonna have anymore. I mentioned to my wife that I was thinking about getting a vasectomy, and that is about as dumb as being near-dead-hungover and saying something retarded like “I wanna quit drinking,” ‘cuz if anyone …

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