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Harvesting the Energy of A Pug

Spencer Devine, contributor   Harvesting the energy of your pug is not an easy thing to do. Everyday exhausted dog owners let their inbred angel-baby-dogs sap them of their vitality, when in fact at the tips of their fingers is one of the most efficient batteries in the world.. The earth is dying, global warming slowly roasting us alive, and …

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The Odyssey Cult – Volumes I and II

Spencer Devine, contributor With a list of epic track names like “Cyclops, Tell Them It Was I!” I really expected a lot from Ethan Miller’s new wholly-improvised-electric guitar-fantasy instrumental-narrative album. I applaud this recording for its message and what it’s trying to do, but this was not my cup of loud noises. To me it seemed like an hour and …

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Book of Years

Spencer DeVine, contributor When the printing press was invented in 1440, it completely reformed the meaning of knowledge distribution, and gave us such modern treasures as The Hunger Games, and old classics like the Kama Sutra. Books are such a simple concept that go underrated, but every century has its own works of art that stand out as an artistic …

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Which Member of the Breakfast Club Are You?

Spencer Devine, contributor We all remember the classic 1985 feel-good teenage coming-of-age film The Breakfast Club. Like all of you, I have had the same question in my head for long as I can remember: which member of the Breakfast Club am I? Quizzes are fun, no pressure, just do your best.   What describes how you feel about coaching …

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How to Tell If Your Roomate’s a Zombie

Spencer Devine, contributor  Sometimes, even though we would love to live by ourselves as independent creatures, urban financial structures force a large portion of city residents to find roommates.  Living with strangers has its own cavalcade of issues, but one problem is always present when getting to know these new people: is your roommate a zombie? This can often be …

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Wine all you want

Spencer Devine, contributor One time I went grocery shopping with my parents at Trader Joe’s for the first week of the college semester. We got all the essentials: Cereal, milk, bread, yogurt, etc., and then we got to the wine and beer aisle. “Do you want a bottle of wine?” my father asked me as we passed the bottles of …

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Human Power

Spencer DeVine, Contributor With the onset of fall, farmers and businessmen alike are focused on their crops and Farmville accounts. But one local Las Vegas resident is focused on an entirely different type of harvest. “Humans should provide their own power,” said Michael Terrence, 28, self-appointed Supreme Headmaster of the Las Vegas County Alternative Energy Commission. “The Matrix had it …

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Would ______ Help You Survive In The Desert? # 7: A Sizeable** bundle of twigs

+Howdy Ho there neighboring journey men and women, and welcome to yet another edition of “Would ______ Help You Survive In The Desert?” I’m spencer “Haberdashery Jones” DeVine and I will be your comedy sherpa for the remainder of our trip, so high-five yourself, create a sandwich, and get ready to hike. Every week I will choose a random item …

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90 Things Cooler in the 90s

Spencer Devine, contributor   1. Butts 21. Goop 41.The Ten Commandments 61. Board games 81. Digimon 2. Skateboards 22. Sludge 42.The Count 62. Game Nights 82. Pokemon 3. Skateboard tricks 23. Monsters 43.Learning 63. Nights in 83. Facebook pokes 4. Sports snacks 24. AAAH Real Monsters 44.The Learning Channel. 64. Rainy days 84. Faces 5. Capri Sun 25. Monster Energy …

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You Messed Up

Spencer DeVine, contributor Don’t know how to break it to ya gently, but this here is the end of the line. You obviously chose wrong if ya ended up here. This turn of events doesn’t necessarily speak ill to your personality or life choices but your page-turning choices obviously suck.I mean, don’t take it personally. Seriously, I didn’t do this. …

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