Tag Archives: spooky

I Hope I Don’t Die

We were truck driving just west of the Rockies, on a coast to coast tour of junky junctions and obsolescence peppered with rumored ghost houses. We came to a crossroads. One direction was labelled “Ralph Macchio,” and the other “Britney Spears.” The scarecrow wasn’t any real help. The radio transmitted a rare broadcast of the fantastic paranormal podcast radio show …

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Witches: How Cold Are Their Tits? – An Investigative Report

“Colder than a witch’s tit.” That’s an expression people have been using ever since they learned about stuff that was really cold, and of course, tits. But how cold is a witch’s tit really? I mean aren’t most tits kind of warm? What do witches do to make their tits so cold? I know they stir cauldrons all day but …

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Madame Specifica’s Monthly Predictions #2

 Aries    March 20 – April 20 That haircut you get mid-month is a bad idea. Not pointing-and-laughing bad, but “aaaw, you got a bad haircut” bad. The gel isn’t going to help either. Think do-rag.  Taurus   April 20 – May 21 Your partner develops night terrors this month and after a few days of being awoken from a …

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