Tag Archives: toys

The Louis C.K. Action Figure!

Cornell Reid and Chris Durant, contributors                   With Cum-Fu Grip!   Shows up at your house whether you ordered it or not!   Fits most doorways.   One pack of “Rope Shooter Goo” refill bottle included.   You don’t even play with the action figure, you just watch it play with itself. …

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The Least Desirable Sex Toys of 2017

2017 was a great year for sex toy sales. The sex toy industry broke every record in the books and rose to an all-time high in sales, beating out and beating off every previous year in recorded history. Sure, maybe some time back in the cavemen days more sex toys were moved than in 2017, but we had no way …

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Production Notes: The First Line of Defense in the Toy Industry

Josh Argyle, staff   Toys aren’t released to the public without being first run through a gauntlet of tests. Safety, durability, and fun value are some of the most common tests. However, first they must come under the scrutiny of the toy company’s production notes. Here are some of our favorites throughout the years.             …

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Rejected Sugary Cereal Prizes

Kyle Keating, contributor   The Top 10 Cereal Toy Ideas That Never Made It Into Production   #10 – Skateboard Bearings While cereal producers thought they had captured the niche market crossover with skaters and cereal consumers, putting skateboard bearings into cereal made it taste rusty and oily.   #9 – Silly Putty We all love cereal and we all …

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Poolside History

History is full of great inventions that started as terrible ideas. We here at Savage Henry have taken a break from our normal summer activities (drinking heavily in kiddie pools and shouting obscenities at the sun). We have scoured the many texts and scrolls of pool time history. In those pool time writings we have discovered the secret history behind …

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