Tag Archives: trippin’ issue

Magic Tricks to Amaze Your Tripping Friends

Scott Simpson, contributor Find The Card Requires: A deck of cards “Pick a card, any card. Be sure to remember it, now put it back in the deck. OK, is this your card? The Queen of Clubs? No? Are you sure, because look at the queen’s face. Keep looking. Who does she remind you of? Exactly.”   The Disappearing Dollar …

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Funny Things to Say When Someone Trips While Walking

“Why you trippin’?” “See you next fall!” “Logan dies in the end!” “Your mom ate your placenta!” “What’s with the gravitational pull around your facial area in relation to the flat surface you are trying to remain affixed to only with your feet?” “Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.” “It’s …

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Magic Tricks for the Blind

Hello, Montreal School for the Blind! Who’s ready for some magic tricks, huh? Yeah! My name is Zack, I’ll be your magician today. Welp, bibbity bobbity boo, let’s get to the magic! 1) OK, so I just take this rabbit here — yeah, you can feel it, go ahead — you too, sure — OK, then I put him in …

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Other Things To Lick To Get High

Staff Willie Nelson’s Balls The Inside of Dr. Foxmeat’s Mouth Pull Cord on the Bus Any CD by 311 Banana Slugs Rat Piss The Color Green Jerry Garcia Your Cousin Greg’s Tie-Dyed Shirt A Moose Any Rock The Carnival The Roof of a Dog’s Butthole Any and All Blood Air Horn from any Reggae Festival Pop Rocks The Palm of …

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How To Make Sure You Have A Good Trip

So you’re going to try hallucinogens. Great! But you’re a little scared because you’ve heard a lot of news stories about people having bad trips and doing kooky stuff! There was that one guy that ripped his nuts off, then there’s that other guy who cut his nuts off, oh and I almost forgot about the guy that chopped his …

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Field Trippin’

Bruce Lynch, contributor Thank you for your interest in booking your field trip to Kensington Pumpkin Farm! We are the #1 choice for fall school field trips for Little Rock and surrounding areas, so come out and see why! The fee is $9 per child, including a free 2-4 lb pie-pumpkin. There is no admission charge for teachers, limit two …

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A Whole New World – The Shane Mauss Interview

The last time I hung out with comedian Shane Mauss he was getting ready to record an episode of his Here We Are podcast at a chimpanzee refuge in Louisiana. While most working comedians today trade in the absurdity of everyday life, Shane has taken a slightly different path, choosing to focus primarily on science and psychedelics. He’s taken his …

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Offers – Ne-Hi

Samantha Gilweit, contributor NE-HI seems like a band that has lot of punk friends they watch do drugs in the parking lot, but are promptly home by midnight because mommy told them so. What that means is structure with dirty influences, which makes for a highly entertaining, yet listenable album without the ego of many revival garage rock bands that …

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Samantha Gilweit – Single.Mother.Fucker. – Review

M.Bunny, contributor With such crisp, clear, and captivating vocals  from the get-go, one is easily going to enjoy this production.   Samantha’s voice sounds sooo right, like you’re listening to an awesomely hilarious audio book with great backing tracks to boot. Upon first listen, I was drawn to the words and her wonderful voice. On a second listen (by choice), …

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Doris and the Daggers – Spiral Stairs

Jimmie Menezes, contributor As a longtime fan of Pavement, I was stoked to have an early listen to prominent songwriter, Scott Kannberg’s, latest batch of recordings. I related to Pavement because they came from my area and were bored, just like me. We all have those friends that mature; ya know: move away for college, get married, have kids, move …

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