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Give Me Weed Letter

Dear Beloved, Illustrious and Wise Editor, How much I laugh while reading this S.H.I.T. is completely determined by how stoned I am. Send me some dank green to smoke and I promise to tell everyone how funny this S.H.I.T. is. Here’s my address (ADDRESS REDACTED) Thank you, OH Great Editor of S.H.I.T. Best Regards, DogStar PS please send sativa if …

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The History of Dabs

Tom Bomb, contributor   There are many who believe dabs (oil) started back in the days of Moses and the “Burning Bush,” and for good reason — God supposedly told Moses that he can make a “healing oil” that can be used as medicine. Anyone who has taken a CBD dab can tell you that’s EXACTLY what God was describing. …

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Bud Time

Matt Redbeard and Evan Vest, contributors Fatbol Farms Strawberry Fields Redbeard: Man, it’s so rad how all these fruity weeds taste so much like the name. This one definitely lives up to the name. It tasted like your scented Strawberry Shortcake doll smells now. Plus Fatbol is the coolest. Weed, your swoosh is here. 10 out of 10 empty Boone’s …

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The Do’s and Don’ts of Smoking Weed

Zeke Herrera, staff   Do listen to your budtender to make sure you’re paired with a weed that works best for you. Don’t pass to the right. There’s a system, deal with it.   Do share your weed with friends. Don’t poison your weed and kill all your friends.   Do blow smoke in your pets faces so they can …

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The Best Strains to Name Your Children After

Leslie Small, contributor   In this Renaissance of marijuana which we reside in, one wonders just how far the ripple in this pond complied of pot culture will travel. It has successfully leaked into various reaches of our lives, but children’s names? It’s only a matter of time my friends. In the interest of the greater good I’ve compiled a …

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This Fan Theory About a TV Show Will Blow Your Stupid Pothead Mind

Mike Spiegelman, contributor   Something posted on the Internet has gone viral, and its story is generating headlines online. A new fan theory about a classic cult television program has everyone talking and is worthy to a lead-in paragraph to what passes as news nowadays on the Internet.   Seven years after Lost went off the air, the ABC mystery …

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Worst Pizzas to Eat High

Evan Vest and Matt Redbeard, contributors   Being high and eating pizza is definitely the best thing on earth, no doubt. But deciding what kind of pie you want to go with while you’re baked can be a tricky decision. The wrong kind of pizza can ruin your high, so we feel responsible for letting you know which kind of …

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Burnt Graham Crackers and Shattered Dreams

Tommy Lucero, contributor P.T. Barnum once said, “Every crowd has a silver lining.” He also said, “There’s a sucker born every minute.” Such is the state of today’s weed world and the gimmicky, now retail-laden landscape that is the medical Marijuana industry. Sure, it’s a lot more accessible, but it’s now to the point I’m missing my shady high school …

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Make Marijuana Illegal Again

Andrew Holmgren, contributor On November 8th 2016 is a day that will go down in history as a very dark day in American history. That was the day that California voted to legalize weed. I enjoy smoking weed, you could call me a weedsman, I’ve been like this for many years. But when I woke up on the morning of …

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R.I.P. Illegal Weed

Billy Wayne Davis, contributor Illegal Cannabis in California passed away on the evening of November 8th, 2016, but not without a fight. Growers, trimmers, smugglers, dealers, and pigfucking politicians alike fought hard to keep you illegal as horse fucking. But the sweet, sweet allure of death’s peaceful elixir was too much, and with that the naughty gatherings, secret grow rooms, …

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