Tag Archives: weed

How To Grow Nugs

The easiest way to grow nugs or “Merry-hana” as it’s called in the dictionary is a process that involves many steps. It takes a true genius to grow nugs in this easy way. If you’re not a genius like me then you won’t even understand this 700-step process and you’ll be a loser for the rest of your life. Sorry …

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Six Edibles Deep

Edible 1 – The first one just kicked in. Fells like my center of gravity dropped out like in the middle of a dream I was having and that’s just the way it is. Why did I agree to this?   Edible 2 – Shouldn’t have gone to Safeway. I’m pretty sure I just ran into my son from the …

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Reefiew Madness!

Scott M., contributor Hello everyone! I’m gonna go by Scott M. for the this new cannabis product review column for Savage Henry cause… weed, you know? I do a lot of weed. I smoke it, vape it, eat it, dab it, rub it, drink it… I’ll even put it in my butt. Enough about me, onto the first installment of …

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9 to 5 and Then Some – The Lydia Popovich Interview

San Francisco comic Lydia Popovich is fresh off of Savage Henry Fest and on to even bigger things. She’s a full time performer with a full time day job, which means she knows how to hustle. I caught up with Popovich after the festival to talk about her weed-friendly comedy show, her upcoming plans, and Dolly Parton. If you want …

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Grow Site Mad-Libs

Looking for a trim gig, but don’t have the connections? No problem! Just use this handy-dandy Savage Mad-Lib to get to the grow site in a jiff. First, just head (N/E/S/W direction) from (city or town in Humboldt), until you get to HWY (your age). Or maybe it’s (your age plus 2). The one by the (type of rural business) …

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Willie Nelson’s Will Gets Leaked

Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, staff Willie Nelson is 273 years old, so needless to say he has a final will and testament. Well, we got our hands on it, and here it is! To my tour bus driver, Skittles, I leave my stash box that’s under the third bunk in the fourth tour bus. To my roadie, Skunker, I …

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THC-Span

Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, staff It was only a matter of time with legalization and medicinal marijuana becoming available in more states that there would be a basic cable channel totally devoted to pot coverage. Low and behold THC-Span, and their debut schedule. 8 a.m. – 10 a.m.: Steve Makes Breakfast. What’s for breakfast? Ask Steve! 10-ish to noon: …

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Things that Should Be on a Dispensary Employment Application

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are. (Sorry old habit) (FYI, cops get the first 8 eighths free). What’s the difference between Indigo and Activa? Better munchie…sweet or savory? You have to try all the products to give customers information on them…including suppositories. Where do you see yourself in 10 minutes? Do you want to …

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Strain Pairings

Smoking pot is one of those things that can really enhance regular activities, but don’t make the same mistake smokers all over the world do every day. Make sure you read this to match the perfect strain with your activity. Riding on a boat (preferably an old timey river boat) – Mark Twain Master Kush Going to church – Jim …

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Least Popular Weed Strains

Let’s face it: weed is more popular than ever. Everyone likes to puff on down while listening to Crazytown. The more people that cheif means more people growing the leaf. So back in MY day (3 weeks ago) there were literally only 3 strains of weed: Maui Wowie, Wowie Maui and Yowie Owie Powie. Now-a-days these damn kids have thousands …

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