Did I Take Too Much Acid or Not Enough

Is that a pterodactyl or did the sky just break open in a really trippy way? It could just be a cloud, or maybe when those dudes said Jesus was coming back, they meant meant Jurassic. They sound similar.

Why is the moon so bright? It’s probably because of the fluorescent lights that are inside what the moon truly is: THE PENTAGON. Have you seen any of those Babylon motherfuckers? There’s no way they haven’t spent some sort of time with a huge spinning piece of cheese, or is everyone in Alaska shining flashlights at it at the same time? What else are they going to do?

I figured out 10 of the 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper.

  1. Sugar                            
  2. Blood            
  3. Bubbles       
  4. Liquid Pink Dragon    
  5. Forrest Gump
  6. Satan                            
  7. Sodium        
  8. More Blood   
  9. Illuminati     
  10. How I Met Your Mother

Why does weed taste like batteries all of a sudden? OR maybe my teeth are just growing too fast. Either way I’m pretty sure I was a duck in a former life.

Is that sweat or blood? I’m ok with either at this point.

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