Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, staff

It was only a matter of time with legalization and medicinal marijuana becoming available in more states that there would be a basic cable channel totally devoted to pot coverage. Low and behold THC-Span, and their debut schedule.

8 a.m. – 10 a.m.: Steve Makes Breakfast.

What’s for breakfast? Ask Steve!

10-ish to noon: Steve Thinks About Doing Something That Day

Maybe he’ll go down to the farmer’s market, perhaps to the flea market. Who knows? It’s Steve!

Noon to 12:20: Steve May Have to Shit, He’s Not Sure

Maybe, maybe not.

12:30 – 1 p.m.: The Andy Griffith Show

1:05 – 2:05 p.m.: Steve just wanted to be like throwback WTBS shows starting at five after the hour.

2:05 – 3:37 p.m.: Steve fucks around on Facebook, most of the time spent saying he’s going to comedy shows and events with no intention on ever going.

3:38 – 4:00 p.m.: Steve tries for 22 minutes to try and remember his ex-girlfriend’s Netflix Login info. Quits and…..

4 – 6:30 p.m.: Watches Hulu instead, 2 and a half hours of An Evening at the Improv.

6:30 – 8:30 p.m.: Steve may or may not have fallen asleep.

8:30 p.m.- 1 a.m.: Steve orders a pizza and binge watches Cagney and Lacey.

1:05 a.m.: End of the broadcast day.

About Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He's the publisher of Savage Henry Magazine.

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