Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, staff
It was only a matter of time with legalization and medicinal marijuana becoming available in more states that there would be a basic cable channel totally devoted to pot coverage. Low and behold THC-Span, and their debut schedule.
8 a.m. – 10 a.m.: Steve Makes Breakfast.
What’s for breakfast? Ask Steve!
10-ish to noon: Steve Thinks About Doing Something That Day
Maybe he’ll go down to the farmer’s market, perhaps to the flea market. Who knows? It’s Steve!
Noon to 12:20: Steve May Have to Shit, He’s Not Sure
Maybe, maybe not.
12:30 – 1 p.m.: The Andy Griffith Show
1:05 – 2:05 p.m.: Steve just wanted to be like throwback WTBS shows starting at five after the hour.
2:05 – 3:37 p.m.: Steve fucks around on Facebook, most of the time spent saying he’s going to comedy shows and events with no intention on ever going.
3:38 – 4:00 p.m.: Steve tries for 22 minutes to try and remember his ex-girlfriend’s Netflix Login info. Quits and…..
4 – 6:30 p.m.: Watches Hulu instead, 2 and a half hours of An Evening at the Improv.
6:30 – 8:30 p.m.: Steve may or may not have fallen asleep.
8:30 p.m.- 1 a.m.: Steve orders a pizza and binge watches Cagney and Lacey.
1:05 a.m.: End of the broadcast day.