The Truth Behind Those IN-N-OUT Verses

Everyone loves In-N-Out Burger. No matter where you travel in the Central Valley or down south, In-N-Out Burgers are always crowded. The Eddie Haskell-like employees, the limited menu, the freshness….whatever it is, In-N-Out is where it’s at. But have you ever noticed that their packaging has different Bible verses printed on the bottom or sides? Well we  thought we’d do the research for you and list what each one so you can enhance your burgers and fries experience.

Burger and cheeseburger wrappers – Revelation 3:20
“Meat between bread is the lord’s gift to lazy Americans who can’t even get out of their car to eat, therefore ask them if they’ll be eating it in their car just to make them reflect on their lives.”

Beverage cups and replicas – John 3:16
“Coca Cola offers the most for our contract, therefore thou shalt only offer Coke products for refreshing beverages.”

Double-Double wrapper – Nahum 1:7
“Meat shall not lay with meat unless two pieces of cheese separates them.”

Paper water cups (no longer in use for customers, they are now used by employees only) – John 14:6

“If you art thou white, or perhaps Hispanic, you shall always have a place to make a meager wage.”

Fry Boat – Proverbs 24:16
“Cut the potato fresh in the window, so those in their carriages can look upon you in awe.”

About Chris Durant

Chris Durant has worked at not working for decades. He has held roughly 100 jobs through his employment career, from a driving range ball picker upper to a door to door film salesman. He started his first magazine, Mean Spirited Willie, in Sacramento around 1997. Since then he has been the publisher of Slow Kids Playing, First Draft, Notes From an American Nobody, Fat Llama Spit and Short Bus Magazine. Durant and co-founder Sarah Godlin created Savage Henry after he was shoved aside as the editor of his local daily newspaper’s entertainment magazine. In the early meetings Durant's wife, Monica, and another writer for Northern Lights, Josh Duke, laid down the groundwork for what the magazine has evolved into. Durant writes, edits, sells ads, manages ad clients and delivers the magazine as well as books stand-up comedians for Savage Henry's monthly comedy shows and its annual Savage Henry Magazine Comedy Festival (formerly SHITS and Giggles Comedy Festival). He also co-produces and co-hosts the magazine's weekly podcast, the Savage Henry Magazine Radio Program. He lives in McKinleyville, California with his wife, three of his children, two dogs, two cats and his Playstation 3.

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