Milk – You know what I mean? Like cottage cheese.
Grandma’s House – Granny’s been gone for a long time, but that ribbon candy in the bowl’s still kicking.
Canada – It’s pretty worthless, guys; just hoping for the best.
Assorted Meats – Salami, mainly.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure – Be Excellent to each other.
Dubstep – (See Canada)
Water – It’s pretty much nothing, so just keep it in the cup forever. Tastes like dust.
Acid – (See Assorted Meats)
Johnny Depp – The older he gets the easier it is to tell that he’s from Jupiter.
Pez – Rip throat candy.
Dodge Ball – You can throw the ball way harder.
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey – Don’t Fear The Reaper
Road Trip Games – Slug bug, BITCH!
Fun Dip – (See Pez)
Ghosts – I keep a jar of them in my closet, out of the sunlight, so they don’t cork.