Zeke Herrera, staff
Who the fuck says only wrestlers can wear luchador masks? Fucking losers, that’s who! Here’s other places you wear that mask while gettin’ that guap and that guac.
- Bank Teller
Handing people cash all day can be tedious work except when the credit cards interest rate is a Boston Crab and the overdraft fees are a Tornado DDT.
- Bank Robber
I feel like this one’s self explanatory.
- Taco Bell Manager
There’s no better way to display your dominance over your coworkers than a luchador mask. That and a chokeslam through the table, side of nacho fries.
- Alpaca Wrangler
Similar reason to Taco Bell manager but you get to work with Alpacas!
- Captain Crunch
Put some Tapatio in that cereal, motherfucker!
That way when no one comes in for a book, you can still do elbow drops off the ladders.
- Professional Pooper
When you poop, no one knows it’s you but you still get paid. The mask also makes it smell harder.
Going once! Going twice! Drop kick!
- Glory Hole Attendant
More secrecy and easier clean-up.
- Football Player
This ones almost too obvious. Football players are wearing helmets all the time anyway. You could wear two masks if you wanted to but unfortunately nobody gets to see your sweet-ass mask.