Top 10 ways to Choose to Die

10) Shark
9) Smothered by sub sandwich
8) Smothered by twin Swedish makers of sub sandwich
7) Monster Truck Accident
6) Any blaze of glory larger than 4 yards in diameter\
5) Space Madness
4) WWF chokehold gone wrong
3) Saving people from a burning building
2) Saving kittens from a burning building
1) Getting drunk with your bear buddy

Bottom 10 ways to Choose to Die
10) Smart Car accident
9) Too much pie
8) Holding your pee for too long
7) Scurvy
6) On 9/12/2001
5) Ringworm
4) Wiping back to front
3) Forgetting to feed your 60 cats
2) With dirty underwear on
1) On the toilet reading this

 

 

About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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