Travel Top Tens

Top Ten Worst Ways to Travel

10) Walking barefoot
9) Walking unbarefoot
8) Small girl’s bicycle
7) Rickshaw behind cat
6) Poop train
5) Tornado
4) Naked somersaulting
3) Swimming with a bathrobe on

2) Barf train
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Top Ten Best Ways to Travel

10) Pogo ball
9) Comped 1st class
8) Rickshaw behind giant talented whistler who smells like your mom’s laundry
7) Sleeping
6) Time machine
5) Magic School Bus
4) in a lowrider with cool vato uncle
3) Pegasus
2) In a kangaroo pouch lined with decorative pillows
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About Sarah Godlin

Sarah Godlin, one of the creators of Savage Henry, lives in the heart of Humboldt County, California. She has a bit of a Napoleon Complex, but all in all is a hell of a gal. She's responsible for the fold-in's, Catty Mean Girl, the Monthly Confessions, The parental Warning, many features and a grip of the other funny that make Savage Henry so great. She also wrangles writers. If you think you're a funny writer, get a hold of her. She can loud whistle, play harmonica and back a trailer into a tight space. She's a lefty and a Clippers fan. She's also a Raiders fan but don't hold that against her, she enjoys winning just as much as the next person. You can follow her on Twitter! twitter.com/bloglin You can send her emails! godlin@savagehenrymagazine.com You can send her presents! http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2aa/ 791 8th Street, Suite 5 Arcata, Ca 95521

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