Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, staff
Willie Nelson is 273 years old, so needless to say he has a final will and testament. Well, we got our hands on it, and here it is!
To my tour bus driver, Skittles, I leave my stash box that’s under the third bunk in the fourth tour bus.
To my roadie, Skunker, I leave the stash box that’s in the amp cabinet, the big one… the Marshall one.
To my manager, Skooter, I leave my stash box that’s in your desk in your office.
To my bass player, Skanker, I leave my stash box that’s been in your beard for the last 20 years.
To my agent, Skipper, I leave my stash box that’s buried in my backyard since that one IRS raid. The first one.