American country singer Willie Nelson takes a drag off a joint while relaxing at his home in Texas, 2000s. A large amount of marijuana is spread out on the table before him (Photo by Liaison/Getty Images)

Willie Nelson’s Will Gets Leaked

Chris Durant and Zeke Herrera, staff

Willie Nelson is 273 years old, so needless to say he has a final will and testament. Well, we got our hands on it, and here it is!

To my tour bus driver, Skittles, I leave my stash box that’s under the third bunk in the fourth tour bus.

To my roadie, Skunker, I leave the stash box that’s in the amp cabinet, the big one… the Marshall one.

To my manager, Skooter, I leave my stash box that’s in your desk in your office.

To my bass player, Skanker, I leave my stash box that’s been in your beard for the last 20 years.

To my agent, Skipper, I leave my stash box that’s buried in my backyard since that one IRS raid. The first one.

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