Witness Protection Program Name Generator

Robert Berry, contributor

 

Do you have to go into government sanctioned hiding but don’t like the lame-ass name the feds came up for you to use? Just use this handy generator to come up with something way cooler!

 

FIRST LETTER OF FIRST NAME

A Bartleby

B Melvin

C Shafeeq

D Fuckminster

E Vulvalia

F Sphincterosa

G Ted

H Urethra

I Glittoris

J Fishfucker

K Clarence

L Keith

M Doogie

N Anakin

O Lez-lee

P R2

Q Holocaust

R Goatfucker

S Carrot-Top

T Smegma

U Zodiac

V Spock

W Rhino

X Guzzler

Y Chewbacca

Z Jesus

 

FIRST LETTER OF LAST NAME

A McCallister

B Nimoy

C Deliriouso

D Milkshaka

E 69er

F Buttlickrecia

G Slurpsalot

H Trump

I Fartbox

J Snatchgoblin

K Doodooface

L Moneysuckle

M Fisto

N Satanico

O Feldman

P Valdez

Q Gregorovich

R Killer

S Pussytron

T Three Thousand

U Stainmaster

V Hoover

W Hitler

X Shartsalot

Y Yankovic

Z Boogerlips

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