Dad jokes are infamous for their cheesy humor and pun-tastic punchlines. They may make you groan or roll your eyes, but they always manage to bring a smile to our faces. Here are 15 epic dad jokes that will have you laughing and groaning at the same time.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I do it by hand.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- Do you want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s always such a pane in the glass!
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s scared of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Whether you cringe, chuckle, or give an exasperated laugh, these dad jokes never fail to bring a lighthearted and amusing moment to our day. So go ahead, share them with your loved ones and embrace the groans and laughter they bring!