• Ben’s 10 Volume LXXXIX: Rock Star Smoking Techniques

    For the benefit of you fine readers out there, the Music Research and Development Department at Savage Henry Independent Times spent the last four months conducting interviews with some of music’s brightest stars. The questioning mostly consisted of their preferred methods of getting high and all things marijuana-related. What follows is incredible insight into the these dope fiends and their preferred smoking methods. Kid Rock Bumfuck, Michigan’s biggest Trump-loving, terrible-music-making, white-trash buffoon smokes his seed-laden schwag out of his Aunt’s glass crystal meth pipe. Hopefully some shards will splinter and destroy his larynx so we never have to hear from …

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  • Romeo Dance Cheetah – “The Air Guitar Song”

  • The Odyssey Cult – Volumes I and II

  • Give Me Weed Letter

    Dear Beloved, Illustrious and Wise Editor, How much I laugh while reading this S.H.I.T. is completely determined by how stoned I am. Send me some dank green to smoke and I promise to tell everyone how funny this S.H.I.T. is. Here’s my address (ADDRESS REDACTED) Thank you, OH Great Editor of S.H.I.T. Best Regards, DogStar PS please send sativa if you have it, or I’ll come by the office. — Dear DogStar, How much funny stuff we write while putting together S.H.I.T. is completely determined by how stoned we are. Send us some kind buds to smoke and we promise …

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  • Philadelphia Letter

  • Thanks Jimmy!